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Another in the 'that's us that is' series!!

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Another in the 'that's us that is' series!!

SWMBO sent me this - she said I had to post it to show the sort of thing she has to put up with! Smiley LOL

 

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Re: Another in the 'that's us that is' series!!

Love the accurate imagery @harryflatters

Rage and Love
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Re: Another in the 'that's us that is' series!!

My imagination of you was spot on @harryflatters Smiley Happy Smiley Happy Love to your better half X

If your luck isn't what it could be put a 'P' before it .

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Re: Another in the 'that's us that is' series!!

Is the red nose caused by all that gin you have been drinking @harryflatters?

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Re: Another in the 'that's us that is' series!!

'How very dare you' @Easyliner mind you. it's probably gin in those mugs Smiley Very Happy

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Re: Another in the 'that's us that is' series!!

Not getting far, with his chocolate bar

He thought it very strange

He tried all night, with all his might

But the channel would not change

 

His trouble and strife, long suffering wife

Was used to his behaviour

His bladder was weak, he was up the creek

He really needs a saviour

 

Now three and ten is round the bend

Very fast approaching

With time to kill,learn new skill

Perhaps he'll take up poaching.

 

@harryflatters@Easyliner@Stixxee @Tarantula

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Re: Another in the 'that's us that is' series!!

What more could a man want but a bar of chocolate, a television and a mug of gin and of course a loving wife to wait on him! @harryflatters Just realised, that rhymes must have caught it off tombola!

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Re: Another in the 'that's us that is' series!!

What do women want @Easyliner@harryflatters@Tombola@tommiesgirl

 


Easyliner wrote:

What more could a man want but a bar of chocolate, a television and a mug of gin and of course a loving wife to wait on him! @harryflatters Just realised, that rhymes must have caught it off tombola!


 

Rage and Love
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Re: Another in the 'that's us that is' series!!

What women want

Be they round or gaunt 

It's not a rocket science

Give them space, to paint their face

And a good range of appliance

A washer always is a winner

Preferably a built in spinner

Don't forget the tumble drier

And most would like a deep fat fryer

Kettle toaster and an iron please

Can you manage without shoe trees?

A fridge a freezer must be there

To stop her tearing out her hair

Just chuck in a handy Andy

That should then be fine and dandy.

 

@Stixxee@harryflatters@Easyliner@Tarantula

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Re: Another in the 'that's us that is' series!!

@Tombola You got me wrong there, I would like (want is not a word I like to use) staff to use the aforementioned appliances and serve me and my brood well. 🙃

Rage and Love