My imagination of you was spot on @harryflatters Love to your better half X
Not getting far, with his chocolate bar
He thought it very strange
He tried all night, with all his might
But the channel would not change
His trouble and strife, long suffering wife
Was used to his behaviour
His bladder was weak, he was up the creek
He really needs a saviour
Now three and ten is round the bend
Very fast approaching
With time to kill,learn new skill
Perhaps he'll take up poaching.
What more could a man want but a bar of chocolate, a television and a mug of gin and of course a loving wife to wait on him! @harryflatters Just realised, that rhymes must have caught it off tombola!
What women want
Be they round or gaunt
It's not a rocket science
Give them space, to paint their face
And a good range of appliance
A washer always is a winner
Preferably a built in spinner
Don't forget the tumble drier
And most would like a deep fat fryer
Kettle toaster and an iron please
Can you manage without shoe trees?
A fridge a freezer must be there
To stop her tearing out her hair
Just chuck in a handy Andy
That should then be fine and dandy.
@Tombola You got me wrong there, I would like (want is not a word I like to use) staff to use the aforementioned appliances and serve me and my brood well. 🙃